Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Podiobooks and what they are
I have to say that when I came across this media form I fell in love with it. Podiobooks to me are a way to get a slow day to pass by. They help to relieve that mundane feeling you may get sitting at work waiting for that next project or to break a bad mood. They can also be as good as reading a book and falling deep into the story and feeling like you may become part of the story. You feel when a character faces real emotion and struggles.
Podiobooks.com is what I'd consider the best site out there to find books and authors that I cannot believe have not been published.
Podiobooks come in all types of formats and genres.
The basic format types in my own words are....
1. Straight Read...No thrills or anything to special tha author sits down and just records their work.
2. Straight Read plus...In this format the author takes time to change the voice for a different character and may even add in a few sound affects.
3. Radio Drama Take off..In this format the author gets other authors, podcasters and friends to help them out. These authors will even add in other sound affects and in some case background music.
I hope to write some reviews of some of the great podiobooks I've had the enjoy of listening to.
The Happy return of Joe's Auto Body
A short history on him, he lived through the bombings of the island by the Germans during World War 2. He immigrated to Canada, where he waited till he was able to come to America. He helped other family members come over as well. He worked for his brother in Detroit, Michigan in his Auto Body Shop. He later meant my mother a small town girl from BEAUTIFUL Upper Michigan.
They married and after having 2 sons moved to Upper Michigan.
He opened his own Auto Body Repair Shop, called it Joe's Auto Body, and lived the American dream. He built the business up and it was mainly through word of mouth from happy customers. He helped out high school students and the elderly and always treated people with respect. You got an idea on how the community thought of him when he overwhelmingly won an election to be on the School Board.
Upon his life being claimed early by cancer the body shop remained in the Family. The business was closed and at the time it was partially due to the slowing economy in Upper Michigan and it seemed the right time.
The shop has re-open this year and I have to say things are just totally ironic. The shop is again run by a man who moved to Upper Michigan from Lower Michigan. The new owner's first name is also Joe, and he decided to keep the name. He, like my father, works hard at making his customers feel happy and does quality work. I even had a flashback to the way people thought of him when a letter to the weekly newspaper praised this new Joe's work and commitment to getting the job done.
My mother thinks it is Fate that has caused this all to happen and maybe even my father looking out for the shop he put his blood and sweat into.
So welcome back Joe's Auto Body may the township and people treat you just as well as I'm sure you will treat them.
How is my Life with Multiple Sclerosis
The fact is people need to stop and think when they say things like that and I realize it's a gut reaction but it's not your fault. You don't need to be sorry it's a part of life and well it happened to me.
The fact is I think I took the news better then many in my family and friends. I took the news researched the disease and said, "Oh well, time to move along." I mean I wasn't one of those people that was swearing, cursing god, or diving into deep depression.
People can live a normal life with MS depending on it's severity. I personally do not have the disease in a bad form. I get tired, my muscles get soar and stiff on weather extremes, and at time I do get a bit moody. I can still move around, walk, and do things I enjoy on my own power. I may loose my balance at times but I haven't fallen.
I don't want people feeling bad for me, but instead just talk to me as a person. The disease is here, I got it, I am on medications (pricey ones), but the fact is I'm still Shawn. I have my odd sense of humor although it can be a sarcastic, a bit odd, and sometimes my mind twists a phrase to be a bit "naughty."
I've always been a private person and I keep things inside as who wants to see a fat man cry? Who wants to see a man break down and scream at the world? Well if you are the type don't look here. I do keep to myself but I've always been that individual the outsider so no big deal.
I feel better when I can actually be there and listen to someones problems and help them out. I'm the type of person who tries to understand the situation but do not judge as I know there is two sides to each story.
So, this disease won't get me but instead I'm going to live with it and continue being me. I go day by day and moment by moment. I have my ups and downs and like everyone have my good and bad days. So, to me life hasn't changed much since getting MS. I just take some things a bit slower and pace myself, but overall I'm still me.
Thanks for asking. ;)
Monday, January 12, 2009
A Story of Birth
I come from a family line that can be traced back to the Templar Knights. A long departed relative name Sir Ralph St. Leger served with the Knights from 1186 to 1202, along with his son. The senior Ralph St. Leger did not always follow the code of the Templar's. He was able to eat in silence, hold his consumption of meat, but unable to keep his hands off women. He fathered a few “bastard” children and that is where my family came into the order. We happily served the order as squires and some rose to fight with the Templar’s becoming Knights before the treasonous acts of King Philip IV of
Fortunately my family was in English and escaped much of the carnage seen in
I can still remember the cold autumn day in which I was out traveling by horse back with a long time comrade. We had just left the secret hiding place of the treasure and where on our way back to the castle. The sun was setting so we where traveling at close to full gallop when we spotted a man ahead. He had a walking stick, a long cloak and to both of us resembled a man of god. We pulled up our horses and asked if he needed help. He turned to us both and we saw a face so pail and cold we where taken by shock. Our horses suddenly bucked knocking us both to the ground before running away. We stood up cursing the animals and brushed some of the road off our tunics.
We turned to ask the stranger a question but he was gone. Then I heard my comrade grunt and shriek in terror. I turned pulling at the blade on my hip and was hit with fear. The stranger had my comrade by the neck, with long teeth showing about to bite into his neck.
“Please, please, do not kill me I know of a great treasure. Spare my life and I’ll”
“Marcus, do not speak we pledged our life’s to protect that secret.”
“Ian I am not ready to die yet, especially in such a manner.” “
Please sir; whatever you are spare me and I will take you to it”
The stranger for the first time finally opens his mouth and speaks. His voice cold and icy with no emotion in it instantly sends chills down my spine and my hair rises on my neck.
“So. Your name is Marcus; this Treasure you speak of cannot be large for one such of yourself to be keeping watch over it.”
“Sir, it is a treasure passed on…..”
“MARCUS, NO KEEP QUIET!”
I rush at the stranger and Marcus, my goal to kill one of them to protect the Templar’s Treasure. However the stranger should unimaginable speed and using the walking stick trips me at my legs causing me to hit the ground. He then sticks an end on my throat making breathing difficult. He then speaks again.
“So, this treasure must be worth something if this fool is willing to kill over it. You will tell me know about it and I just may spare your life.”
Marcus shaking in fear and having soiled himself begins to weep and divulges the secret we had sworn to protect.
“Sirrr, the, the treasure we, (sniffs) are to protect is but a small remnant of the great Templar’s”
“Ahhh, the Templar’s I do recall that Order of Good doers always marching off to war in the Holy Lands. So tell me boy, how is it protected and most of all where do I find it.”
Marcus breaks down his knees giving way and as the stranger goes to hold him up I’m able to breathe again just shy of passing out.
“Father forgive me.” I hear Marcus say.
“There is a cove of trees back some 5 miles in the woods that leads to a hidden doorway. I do not know how to open it, only Ian knows.”
I scream, “NO MARCUS, DO NOT!! HE’LL KILL YO.” I’m unable to finish the words as Marcus screams as the powerful jaws clamp upon his neck and Marcus after what seems like minutes collapses to the hard road surface dead.
The Stranger then turns his attention to me, grabs the nape of the shirt around my neck and pulls me to my feet.
“Boy, you will take me there and show me everything.”
“I refuse I gave my word that my life will be forfeit before I ever betray the order and the duty I have taken.”
“So be it BOY!”
I do not recall much from there as the next few weeks seem like dreams. All I remember is following the orders of this stranger, opening the cavern, helping to move the treasure during the night and an insatiable hunger.
It is only know these 485 years later that I realize that he took me that night. He transferred me into the beast I am now. I at times still curse him for that but also must thank him. At that moment in time I began a new life and like him became a scoundrel of sorts.
I have traveled the centuries finding ways to gain influence and more importantly financial riches that would embarrass kings. I was a spy for the English during World War I helping them to defeat the German Hordes that went to take over the World at that time. Well, so they thought as I was a double agent actually helping the Germans but they where so poor ignorant to the fact the English had broken their codes I instead turned in one of their greatest spies. One Marta Hari, she was a delectable looking creature but I got more pleasure of watching her face her penalty for spying then I would have enjoyed her.
The thing I did love about war was the ease in hiding the corpses of those I fed upon to stay alive. So many thousands killed in battle or bombings the authorities rarely looked for bite wounds for cause of death.
Then came World War II and the Nazi’s where even a better regime to work for as they where truly more evil then I thought possible. They left such carnage over the countries of
So, now I finally decided to setup a location in the “
I then will spend my evening’s setting up video surveillance cameras through out the city in such a manner I can see nearly all corners of the city. If not my own cameras then I will hack into the city’s network and use theirs. I then will simply watch and learn who in the rich in this city of skeletons in their closets and more importantly if more of my kind are around. Granted the greatest need will to be find some sources of nourishment although over 400 years I have found alternate means of feeding and keeping myself well nourished. I just wish that I was not one of 32 years when I was taken to this life as so many seem to look so much younger as I spy them throughout the world.
